a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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