why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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