I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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