god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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