Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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