The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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