It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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