Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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