Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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