She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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