And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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