I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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