She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person