If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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