Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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