glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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