College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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