Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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