shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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