I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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