just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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