i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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