I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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