Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
no. you can't hotbox the world.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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