I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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