You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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