Duck Duck Cougar?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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