What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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