My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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