Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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