You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
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i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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