I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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