My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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