morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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