so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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