i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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