its not stalking. its research.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
The struggles of a small town man whore
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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