You made me cry and you don't even care
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
