Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just forgot I was standing up.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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