You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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