actually, I'm a sock model
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
