cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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