dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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Oh Jesus.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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