loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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