my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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