similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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