Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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