youre lurking in front of me
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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