i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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