For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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