I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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