Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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